I made high pitched noises of excitement!
I don't even know where to begin. Some of them are hilariously out there, some of them are frighteningly on the mark--
Bonnie McCullough is invaluable—a pearl beyond price. Anita Blake has a contract for their marriage drawn up.
Whacked out psuedo-historical AU? Steampunk? Cross dressing will be involved. And guns.
The more Bonnie McCullough surrenders to Surreal SaDiablo, the more powerful Bonnie McCullough feels.
...um. Very little plot may be involved?
If Cara isn't careful, Surreal SaDiablo might just do something that deserves Cara's respect.
Oh this just works.
Despite the scandal, Anita Blake and Cara's relationship was far from over.
*flails* I don't know whether they'd get along scary-well or kill each other.
Kahlan Amnell's mission: find the terrorist Cara.
Um yes I think so I really do.
To Max Guevara's surprise, the trespasser is someone Max Guevara knows – it's Surreal SaDiablo!
One's a thief, one's an assassin...they both have way too much fun being badass...
Sesshoumaru and Cara's relationship goes from antagonistic fun to hedonism in no time flat.
Well, 'antagonistic' will be easy to start off with.
Cara and Nuala's styles couldn't be more different.
TRUE.
Used to managing alone, Serin is reluctant to work with D.
Um. Also true. And the most reserved, uncooperative, unfriendly characters on the list. They're also both prone to slicing things up and being completely indifferent to social graces. This should be fun.
D's not going to let (un)death get in the way of a relationship with Susan Pevensie.
Character dynamics could be fun to play with but D has all the emotional impetus of a hole in the ground. He'd be a magnificently tortured and angsty hero if he ever acted like he gave half a shit. And was less of an indifferent jackass. I'll have to switch the names around and mentally knead brainmeats until something interesting falls out for backstory.
When danger threatens Marcus, Nuala has a chance to show Marcus what really separates the good folk from the bad.
He isn't fond of humans, she went to drastic sacrifices to protect them...on the other hand, she's prone to politely threatening people with knives and he's prone to politely stabbing people with wings--those sentences don't sound quite right, but the verbal exchanges were civil, anyway--so maybe there is some common ground and I am actually a little bit ridiculously excited about this. Once again, backstory finagling may be needed.
Working together for so long, Susan Pevensie and Youko Kurama discover a delicious chemistry beneath their differences. Do they want to become more than partners?
...well! That could be fun.
Serin intends to school Marcus in sensuality for Serin's own pleasure.
...Serin, the arctic 'kill everything in her path' demon princess who has no regard whatsoever for her own life. Marcus, the rather mad vampire prince with the stabbity wings and the thousand-year hatred or disregard for pretty much everybody else.
I do love a challenge. **rubs hands**
After years apart, Susan Pevensie has changed, but Susan Pevensie's desire for Cara hasn't waned.
~ooh la la~
Cara is invaluable—a pearl beyond price. D has a contract for their marriage drawn up.
**convulses on the floor in laughter** I don't know how I'm going to manage this, but it's going to be fun. Although it probably won't adhere to the prompt in any traditional way. Participants may strive to do damage to the health of other participants.
Lots more, of course. But, um, I'll try not to take up too much more space.