Wade lightly slapped Tabitha on the side of her arm in a 'Check this' gesture. "Re-heee-heeeeelly? And there is a rule against swimming in the rec room? I don't remember reading that. Lawyered!" Wade reached into his swim trunks and removed a soggy copy of the school's handbook. "Think fast!" He tossed it over to Kitty. "Find it for me!"
"Hey! Whoa! Slow your roll, playa! I got mad respects for you, yo." Snort. "And I've lived here for nearly all my life, too! Poor little Jimmy and Cain. Sniff! Sniff!" Wade pretended to wipe away a tear. "They were so strong! Pa always wanted them to learn to control their powers.. but then they were struck down in ought-five from mutant-polio!" Wade seemed torn up on the inside but then something sunk in. "Oh. SO this is about the booze? Well that's all you had to say!" Wade grabbed the bottle, downed half of what was left and then passed it to Tabby. "C'mon Tabster! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!"
When the rush of cold air hit, he perked up a little with a, "Ding! Turkey's done! Sure you wanna stand that close to the window, Pryde? Seems like you're gonna cut your way outta that top." Wade turned to Tabitha in an aside and cocked his head to the right. "You look dangerously close to spilling out. Maybe I should give you a handie with those--I mean that." Both of his hands moved toward her chest.
His head whipped back around to Kitty and then to June. "Hey there, string bean. Don't sell your uncle Wade out like that. I've got candy and lots of gold. Dubloons even! And Bratz dolls the side of my head! They're all yours if you abandoned the ways of the Jedi and join me on the dark side! I'll even get you a pony!"