Who: Wade and OT June, Tabs, Kitty What: Wade has been taking advantage of the Rec Room. Class lets out and people cramp his style. When: Afternoon. About the time class gets out. Where: The Rec Room, Xavier's mansion Rating: Hmmm... PG-13?
"...Snooki! You so cray-zay..." Click! "...physician, scientist, searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans possess..." Click! "...traveled down the road and back again. your heart is true. you're a pal and confidant..."
"Score!" The masked maniac exclaimed and set the remote down on a nearby side table. "Must be my lucky day. Has to have been that Leprechaun I popped." He made a gun with his hand and mimicked executing someone. "Course, the little fucker wasn't wearing green.. And he was hanging out with that Bam Margera look-a-like.. Good god! Weeman! Ohhhh.. well he's in a better place now. The valley has to be better than this Artic Tundra.. Tundra.. Tuuuunndra. Thunder, Thunder Thunder! THUNDERCATS!" The merc that had taken up residence in Xavier's mansion had staked a claim to the recreation room that day. But instead of a flag, he planted a large, inflatable children's pool. The edge of the pool that had once been decorated with Dora the Explorer images now displayed images of war and conflict. An army of stick figure rebels were being lead into battle by a one eyed Dora wielding a crudely painted chainsaw for a hand. Their adversaries? A gang of WWI German Snow Men with spears. "HOOOOOOOO!"
A small pirate ship floated along the surface of the pool, it's cannons swaying with each movement Wade made. The mercenary sunk lower in the almost foot of water. The action drew the bottom edge of his mask closer to the water. Scarred legs hung over the side of the pool, his red and black board shorts clinging to his thighs. He plucked a forty from the water and cracked the top off before chugging half of the bottle. He belched and watched the exploits of Rose and Blanche unfold. "Where. Is. Bea?"