The crushed speaker bounced off of his chest like used trash and the merc watched it fall to the ground. After all the hard work her put into that.. "Joke? Nah. This is totally in poor taste. If I wanted to make a joke, I'd totally carve the federation symbol on the tombstone or something. This was the act of some madman! Madman I tell you! I don't desecrate the dead. At least that's how the state of Arizona ruled it last year in what was one of the nation's hottest trials. I've got the court transcripts in one of these pouches somewhere if ya need the proof." The merc began patting the pouches as if the transcript would leap forth and present itself. Sadly, nothing did.
"Charles 'Insane in the membrane' Xavier was a hero of mine, toots. I've got all of his movies. He's the dude from 'Masterminds' right?" Wade scratched his head while a puzzled expression dominated his concealed features.
"It's weird right?" He spoke of the surprising feeling of familiarity between them. "Wait a tiiiiiick." He held his hands out, forefinger to thumbs in a square symbol. "Throw a nurse uniform on you, crank up the haughty factor, maybe some fishnets and stilettos aaaaaaannnnnnddddddd.... BINGO! Got it!" Wade declared for all to hear. "I saved your tightly tone tuckus during that cwazy raid the other night. After seeing me in action, it's okay to want me. Sometimes I can't help myself either."