Re: Dun. Dun. DUN!
"I think so." Wade rubbed his chin in mock contemplation. The fingers of his gloves were gray from the lead discharged during the fire fight. "It's all a blur of green Benjamins and mimosas! I should stop drinking when taking on contracts. It's how I ended up with eight crates of those Obama ChiaPets." Deadpool's head snapped up when she mentioned watching them and the smirk was evident in his voice. "I knew there was something I liked about you. And it goes way beyond that bodacious bod." Wade's fingers tapped on his chin. "About a week. I fed them false information before I bailed. Guess they had a second team cause they did heed my advice. Or they just don't find the thought of an army of robotic Richard Simmons as scary as I do. Lucky for you, my bitch-boy Weasel clued me in on their movements." Lying was second nature to a merc and Wade did it with ease. No sign of his posture would give away his intentions and fortunately for him, his mind kept those wascally telepaths at bay. "Got here just in the Tony of time. Frankie of time? Wait.. don't tell me. It's a sopranos name. Nick of time! Nailed it!"
"Now that! That seems to be the million dollar question. And here I was hoping it'd be on ancient literature!" Deadpool said as he followed her inside. "This is either the cleanest masturbatorium I've even seen or you guys really value your medical quarters. I know OCD freaks that would cream themselves at the sight of this room. Don't worry. They'll clean up after themselves." Deadpool watched the blue wookie from behind his mask as he spoke to Ororo. "A price on my head ain't anything new but I doubt those nut bags will go that far. They'll probably focus on pumping up their forces before coming back. Trust. Fortunately for you, my expertise on security," Lots of explosives, "Will help prepare Wayne Manor here for anything those feebs can throw your way."
"You don't?! There goes my Miss Congeniality award! Oh what will I tell my therapist during our next session? 'Dr. Katz! The cookie monster said he hated me! And Bert tried to get me into a three way with Ernie. Woe is me!'" Wade pressed the back of his hand to his own forehead like he'd seen woman do in all the movies. He snorted and looked back to Ororo and the way the headmaster stared down at the girl. It seemed he wasn't the only who liked barely legal babes. "Giggity." Deadpool muttered and turned away. "Wait! You're a doctor?! C-Can I call you 'Bones'? Pretty please with sugar on top?"