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The hallway had the look of being cleared out but Wade knew that wasn't possible. There was always someone willing to fight and to die for their beliefs. And these fools had come prepared. The stair well to the roof showed signs of damage and Wade wondered momentarily if he was really needed here. That was when he spotted the group of men storming up the stairs ahead of him. It seemed that backup had already been dispatched to the roof. "Oooo! Happy happy joy joy!" His little outburst caught the attention of the group of men. By the time they turned to level their guns, it was too late.
The quartet of soldiers and Wade burst from the rooftop exit. The men flailed in mid air as Wade's blade went to work. He left no man alive and by the time the four corpses hit the rooftop, he was already moving forward. His boots made an awful racket on the roof as he took in the scene. "Let's see... ROLL CALL! Floating Alicia Keys; Check! Bubble Gum Tate; Check! Skinless Hottie; Check! Child like sense of wonder and blood lust? Checkity check check check! Time to kick some--WHOA!" Deadpool cried out as his feet came out from underneath him. He landed with a squealch on top of human flesh that seemed to have been peeled from someone's body. "EWWW! EW! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!" Like a kid that fell ass first into an ant bed, he scurried off of the discarded human flesh.
"My god, I'm so disgusted I can't even think of a good pun. Oh well, no skin off my nose." Wade grinned under his mask and proclaimed for the whole roof to hear "AND HE'S BACK LADIES AND GENTS! It's not perfect but it'll do. Like Sarah Jessica Parker's nose. Oh NO he Di'nt!!" Deadpool kicked the flaps of skin back onto the dead bodies. A string of curses nearby drew his attention and he caught sight of the skinless hottie knocking over a tangerine colored man with spikey hair. "Holy dragonball z, batman!" Deadpool moved forward as the illusion caster turned to attack the invisible man reject. He dislocated the man's knee with swift kick and the murderous mutant dropped to his knees with yet another cry of pain. Wade grabbed the man's hair and with a savage blow, jammed the blade of his knife into the back of his target's head. Blood poured from the enemies mouth and Wade tossed him to the side. He caught sight of a pink blob moving at him.
"Oh no you don't Bazooka Joe!" Wade jumped into a round house that would make Chuck Norris proud. His plan went south when Dubble Bubble caught Deadpool's foot in his stomach and threw him to the ground. The merc landed with a thump on something hard and metal. He looked down into the skinless face with a dopey grin concealed under his mask. Wade's head was spinning. "Hi! I'm Deadpool. I like classical music, long walks on the beach, and decapitating that special some-whooooooa!" The Wrigley's mascot pulled on Wade's bound leg and the merc slid down Paige's body, racking his chin on a metallic breast before being tossed into the air. "Waaaaaaaaa-hoooo-hooooo-hoooo-hooooooooo!" He cried out in his best Goofy impersonation; not like he practiced that or anything.
Deadpool twisted his body in air, much like a cat would, and squeezed off an entire clip at Hubba Bubba. Unlike a cat however, Wade landed with a sickening crunch. From his spot on the roof, he groaned out "Hachi...Machi.." Pain coursed through the man's body as he ejected the empty magazine and replaced it. "Alright Bubble Yum. It's time I start playing for realsies." With a string of curses, Wade climbed back to his feet, ready to resume the fight.