"Ah! Ow!" Terry flinched as she was pegged with various oddities of metal laying around. She managed to dodge the chalice and the plate - she didn't want to think what would happen had those connected.
"Are ye tryin' to KILL me, you bloody TWAT?!" Theresa grabbed a cushion fallen from one of the pews and pelted Lorna with it - making the mark thanks to many a semester's practice on her lithe and limber roommate.