"Nice pick, Al. Now they'll try and find out more about your new girlfriend, and gently have to tell you that she is 'just not right for you'. Again." Scorpius thought Albus' parents had to be stupid to not catch on to some of the things their son did, but then he remembered who they were, and it just didn't make sense to him at all.
"Yeah, sure. We can go to that cafe a few blocks over."