Lee Jordan (mrjordan) wrote in newsalem, @ 2011-07-03 12:15:00 |
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Characters: Half the Town (tag as you come in, please!)
Setting: Outside the WINN studio
Summary: Lee sells local Bachelors to pay the bills
Warnings: PG (?)
Months of planning and gathering permits had led to this moment. Each bachelor had come prepared, marked with a identifying number so they could make sure things ran smoothly. He had his notes in place, complete with gift certificates the various restaurants the lads could take the lucky winners. Once the waivers had been signed releasing WINN of all responsibility for the outcomes of the dates they were set to begin.
"Men, I'm giving you free liberty on that stage. Work it. No one is going to want to vote for an awkward human log. Give them some love because the more money raised the better." He had a feeling certain blokes would be better at it than others but that was why he had a wide selection. Right, now to the fun part.
With the music pumping he took to the stage. "Hello, ladies and gentleman. I hope you have your coin purses ready because we have a lot of options for you tonight. Now, lets start the bidding, shall we?"