bombasticbagman (bombasticbagman) wrote in newnet, @ 2013-08-08 17:29:00 |
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Entry tags: | spider-man |
bombastic A-Rod getting suspended for 211 games. Appealing, so can still play through rest of season. Lesson kids? Cheat, then stall. #loopholes 3 hours ago |
bombastic I've decided I am actually the greatest known rapper. 50 cent shot 9 times, I've been shot at like 300 times and god knows how many times I've been hit. #dollarfifty 3 hours ago |
bombastic Whatever happened to velcro? The aliens where the tech came from are obviously losing money hand over fist now. #velcrobailout #alienunions 3 hours ago |
bombastic I believe I can fly. #brbtouchingthesky 3 hours ago |
bombastic I would not do well in a Game of Thrones setting. I am incapable of growing a beard. #mygfmightbealannister 3 hours ago |
bombastic Remember a time before diabetes when you could have Cotton Candy? And life didn't suck? #diabetesruinsfun 3 hours ago |
bombastic Just ate a coney dog and feel sick. Joey Chestnut is a god. Or a demon #hotdogeatingguru 3 hours ago |