WHO: Jack Thorson & OPEN WHAT: Leg Day WHERE: Avengers HQ; Gym WHEN: Afternoon WARNINGS/RATINGS: ??? STATUS: OPEN / INCOMPLETE
To answer a very important question; yes, a God does need to go to the gym. If you're wondering why, well, be prepared to select from a list of answers. First and foremost, God's do not simply maintain their physique just by existing. Second, and most importantly, some of them find it fun. And lastly, because showing off in front of 'puny' mortals was amusing and exciting. While there were currently no mortals present to watch Jack butt-wink1 with each squat, he was sure that somebody would walk into the gymnasium soon enough and take full view of his glorious workout.
1: butt-wink: the dip your ass does at the bottom of a squat as you are rising back up.