The City of New Hope Communications

There aren't any banks here. I can't get to my account.

I want my money.

This place seems to be a magnet for weirdness. Everyone here who I've met so far is just so different from the everyday people I'd see in New York all the time.


...something tells me I should be weirded out, but I'm not.

Where did that blonde girl I met on the first day go?

Kara, right?

They stuck me in a bubble.

This really sucks.

I feel...so lost.

This isn't real.

This can't be real.

Anyone seen a crazy blond running around?

What do we have here?

I hate this. I still don't have a clue who I am, and the only person that seemed to know has disappeared.

Valentine's Day, huh? Jeez, I forgot about that holiday.

If everyone who heard it wants to just ignore the large explosion that happened a few minutes ago, that would be great. It isn't my fault that things around here are too easily destroyed.

This place is boring.

I miss the TV.

I'm so bored.

where is that t-shirt boy at?

Something has occurred.

Something about infection.

Once more I stand between Us and Them. Ah, memories.

Oh, I hope I hope I hope I can find cleaning supplies.

I did not have room for my deadly neurotoxin emitters. But enough chemicals and who will know the difference?

Cave Johnson, [SUBJECT NAME HERE], I will imagine your faces on every last one of them.




Perhaps I should have opted for an Aperture Science Combat and Operating System Housing model instead.

I wish I knew what to do. I'm not used to not knowing how to help. I hate it.

I wonder how opposed people would be to a little chaos around here...it'd certainly make things a little more exciting.


...not that I'm suggesting that I'd do anything. Ok, so that's probably a lie.

i do not like this place.

Hey everybody.

I found this warehouse full of bicycles, if anyone wanted to know. I for one was tired of walking everywhere.

I honestly thought Smallville was the weirdest place I would come across on Earth. I was so very, very wrong.

So has anyone actually bothered to try and figure out a cure for all of this, or have we all just been setting up camp. Because I'm really tempted to just leave. It's a big Universe, there's got to be somewhere else to fly too