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Tweak says, "Accio bananas!"

Levi (levikahan) wrote in newhaven_mesg,
@ 2016-06-09 19:29:00

Entry tags:

!june2016, annaliese starker, jax alston, levi kahan, nathan sullivan

Anna | Jax
Are we all going back home for break to see my parentals? Let them know we are alive and stuff. Maybe lounge in the pool? We could go crazy, order some Chinese. Pizza too. Just test out all our old favorite delivery places. Time them. Tip them according to fastest time. Ect. I say we keep a score card this time. And cheer loudly as they approach the house! MightalsobebringingJamesalongtomeettheparents. Sound good?

Nate
Man you gonna be alright if I head home for a few days? Like... I can make sure someone comes over and turns you and stuff. I'll get someone on it! I'll teach them how to fluff your pillows and how to make it all nice and cozy for you. And make sure your leg is elevated. And not to laugh at you because karma is mean, as you found out for yourself. And I will make sure that they feed you with only the best of take out. There will be a list of approved selections and a list of don't even think about it selections. Not to be mixed up and confused.

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	text nsulli 2016-06-10 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Go home and da kine. With these pills it will be like you're still here. Or that you were never here at all. Whatever, they're awesome. But thank you, Dr. Kahan. I'll be fine. You have fun. Get laid more than once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text levikahan 2016-06-10 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I feel like I should break a leg so I can get some of those pills... But... I'm not coordinated enough to get around on crutches... I'd die. I would be dead. Dr. Kahan.... I like the sound of that. OOO I will get you a med student to babysit you! You're so smart! Why didn't I think of this before?! Also... I've been getting laid regularly, thankyouverymuch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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nsulli
2016-06-10 03:57 am UTC (link)

Crutches? I'm totally Charles Xavier in a wheelchair right now. When he had hair. And was fat and Hawaiian. It was in the cartoon- the same episode where Juggernaut said "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch"'

I'm rambling. I blame you or these pills.

You don't have to. If Dick doesn't whisk Kaia away, I should be fine.

And really? No please, tell me details. I'm not doing anything but laying here.

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levikahan
2016-06-10 04:04 am UTC (link)

Professor X with hair but you're not fat dude. But now I really want to listen to that Juggernaut guy.... Dang!

I love it when you ramble. Ramble more to me. Play with my hair and tell me how pretty I am. I'm not being weird...

This IS Dick we are talking about. I'm getting you a nurse or something! And if you want, I'll leave you a credit card to get food and stuffs.

You really want to know about my sex life? Cause... I mean... um... It's not exactly been hetero.

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nsulli
2016-06-10 04:20 am UTC (link)

Well thanks. I will be soon if I don't heal fast enough.
Enjoy the baddest motherfucker in the world.

You are being weird. I'm the one who's incapacitated, I get all the attention.

You really don't have to, bro, I'll be fine. I don't like accepting Dick's money all the time, I'd rather just budget like a pro. Plus I'm simple, I don't need a lot.

Oh. This is new. Did the ball make you gay....?
Too soon to joke about that?

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levikahan
2016-06-10 04:33 am UTC (link)

You have to give your body a little more than a week to heal man.

Okay okay. I'll play with your hair. Sheesh. So demanding.

Well I'd be more than happy to drag you to the airport and home with me. But you're all wanting to be a bum. So... The least I could do is leave you some funds. So you don't die.

You are hilarious. I don't think I'm gay. I'm just me. Why does it need to be labeled?

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nsulli
2016-06-10 04:43 am UTC (link)

And that's why I'm gonna be fat. How many skinny native Islanders do you know? We are not a skinny people. I fought it but I don't care anymore.
Kaia will be my princess Leia in a metal bikini.
You can be my Salacious Crumb.

Yeah I'll be a bum. I have a few project I want to work on anyway.

Wellll...you know, if a guy or gal thinks you're hot, I want to know who to send your way and who to say no to. So I'll just send them all?

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levikahan
2016-06-10 01:43 pm UTC (link)

Now I kind of want to see you fat... Not gonna lie. Show me your truffle shuffle!!
I'm gonna work on that metal bikini... just send me Kaia's size, I'm gonna see what they have on Amazon. I'll make it happen!
At least I am entertaining! Kaia will likely strangle you with a chain. I always wondered.... Why didn't he just roll over on her? I mean... squish! Problem solved....

Well, let me know if you need anything, even if you just want me to send you dirty pics or something. I'm here for ya!

Dude, have you seen me? It's not like I can afford to be picky due to what someone has between their legs. I'll take what I can get!

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