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Tweak says, "Accio bananas!"

Lydia Delilah Sutton (lydiadee) wrote in newhaven_mesg,
@ 2016-03-22 23:22:00

Entry tags:

!march2016, lydia sutton

While I wish my best friend every happiness with her future life, I am very much enjoying helping her celebrate her final days. The Dominican Republic is just gorgeous this time of year, almost as much as Talia herself.

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	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-23 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Time to bring her back, Dee. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia lydiadee 2016-03-23 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	She'll be back soon, don't worry. I'm not going to elope with your bride to be and ruin the politics. I make no promises as to her being in a suitable state on return though. There may be a small adjustment period. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-23 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, she'd be more mad at you if you did. I wouldn't have to put up with her mother on that. And speaking of her mother... that adjustment period is why you have to bring her back now. Before I run out of excuses for why she's late. She was supposed to be here Monday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia lydiadee 2016-03-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	She'll be back before lunch. We needed to recover from some of the others we were obligated to take on this bachelorette. Perhaps that was me needing that though. I will have her able to appear sober enough to get by, don't worry. How was your own weekend, Dick? Didn't spend too much time worrying and covering for us did you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia taliavburen 2016-03-24 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Monday? I have nothing for Monday. I'll be back by Wednesday. Or Tuesday. Or whatever. Everything is done -- and mom can change whatever she wants. Like -- be useful and tell them I'm feeding orphans in Tahiti. I did write a check so I'm not lying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-24 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	It is Tuesday. And I'm already fending off your mom, and father, and aunts... not to mention my own. I am not telling them you're in Tahiti. They're already about to start a manhunt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia taliavburen 2016-03-25 06:32 am UTC (link)
	You are saying words. I don't know why. Or even how that they are coming out of ...things. Are you the cabana boy fucking me? You're fucking with me, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-25 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Cute, Talia, cute. Tell Lydia to take away your phone. And no, I'm not the cabana boy. But I'm fucking you regardless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia taliavburen 2016-03-25 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I didn't mean the cabana boy is fucking me -- I mean, we got rules. I meant the cabana boy fucking with me -- like trying to -- shit I can't get this fucking explained or some shit. But I'm not a liar or a cheater or whatever. Why? She's talking to some -- oh, god, who is that dude. I feel like I should interfere....or stop her or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-25 06:48 am UTC (link)
	So you're not fucking the cabana boy? Why would you stop Dee from getting some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia taliavburen 2016-03-25 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. Jesus, I don't know what diseases he has. We have a rule. Roadkill doesn't get laid even on a gimme. I have to stand up for my friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
	He's a Cabana Boy... in Tahiti. He's likely had all of them at one point or another. That ugly, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia taliavburen 2016-03-25 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Domnican Repu -- what the fuck ever. I wouldn't touch him with your dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia/Dick/Talia richanderson 2016-03-25 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Even worse. I'm not sure if I should be pleased or offended by that. Though if you need to go cock block, by all means. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taliavburen 2016-03-23 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I have never been so drunk in my entire life. What did you do to that guy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lydiadee 2016-03-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	I would have been disappointed if it had been any other way. Black magic. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taliavburen 2016-03-24 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you would have been. Just remember that when you're holding my hair later. Does this make me a functional alcoholic? Also -- it was something, but I don't think it was magic. I mean, it's magical to him I bet. (Reply to this) (Parent)