Re: Condiment King and Paste Pot Pete. Everyone's favorite worst villains.
"Ha, ha, that's right, boys! Paste Pot Pete will stick it to you, and then some!"
Eli went from irritable to angry before the villain who may or may not have had a worse code name than his partner had finished taunting him. Reaching up, he tore off a good portion of the glue from his face, cussing loudly in the process.
Pete shot at him again, but this time Eli was ready. He ducked and rolled forward, not caring in his state of agitation who saw him at work. As he stood, he came up with a vicious uppercut, and Pete stumbled backward with an audible crack of his jaw.
Eli went to finish it, but his forward momentum was halted as one of his feet got caught in some more glue on the ground.