"We think it's one of your super powers, honestly. Detect Bruce Sleeping and Have Urge to Call." Then Dick smiled. "Nope!" he said with impudent pride. "Keeping all sorts of stuff stirred."
"Oh, really?" Dick started to move finally, squirming out of bed and groping around for anything to throw on since it was colder outside of the covers. He managed to find an Aquaman pull over and the bottoms of his superman pjs, pulling them on while talking and then searching around for his lost sock. "Well, can you do it entirely unbiased either way, regardless of the writer?"