Joker wants to know why so serious? (kill_joke) wrote in newalliance, @ 2014-06-10 16:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | joker |
Who: The Joker, NPC!Orderlies and a doctor
What: Joker decides to escape Arkham
Where: Arkham Asylum
When: Today! June 10
Status: Narrative
Rating: Just shy of high. It's the Joker.
One day, he would find a way to take down the Batman while making him laugh. It was his ultimate goal in life. After all, he was the Joker, he was suppose to make people laugh! And oh, oh how he had come close so many times over the years in fighting with the Dark Knight and his kiddies. Even his occasional attempts to get Gordon to smile were foiled by the Bat. And how close had he been with that? Shooting the Commissioner's daughter in the spine, rendering her unable to walk. Oh how glorious that had been. He was quite certain he had gotten Gordon on the cusp of nearly losing it but then the Bat appeared.
The Clown Prince of Crime stared at his cell walls in Arkham. No matter how many times they threw him in here he always found a way out. You would think they'd get the idea to stop putting him in here but they kept doing it. Oh well. It gave him a nice place (relatively speaking of course lads!) to rest and recover after his bouts with the Dark Knight and his ilk.
As he stared at the wall, he began formulating new plans and schemes for Gotham. He was going to need money when he got out. That was a given. But if he wasn't careful the Bat would show up and try to foil his plans. He needed to ensure that Batman and the Boy Blunder were occupied.... He sighed. This was where Harley would come in handy. He could use her as a decoy at another bank across Gotham. Batman was no Superman after all, he couldn't be everywhere at once. But that damn Harley had left him. Well good riddance to that rubbish! She had served her purpose repeatedly. And if he needed her again he was confident he could seduce her back to him.
No. He was going to need a double to pull off a bank heist across town from the real heist. But it was going to have to be a big score or the Bat wouldn't fall for it. Ruby red lips curled slowly back in a grin. He himself would take the lead on the bank with the smaller score (a small score being of course a few million compared to a few hundred million). After all, Batman would expect the Joker to be after a massive score, right? And a small bank or jewelry store or some such compared to a large bank wouldn't register for him until it was too late.
But now it was time to escape Arkham. He had spent a few months in the asylum but no more. Sliding off of the bed, he calmly walked to the center of the room before he began acting like he was having a seizure. Moments later the orderlies and a doctor came rushing in to try and help him. When they were close enough he struck, leg sweeping one while slamming his fist into another's groin. The two orderlies went down and Joker leapt up and stared at the frightened doctor. He moved slowly towards the doctor, the doctor shrinking back until his back hit the wall. The green haired psychopath got a perverse sense of pleasure at seeing the man looking so...scared and frightened.
He reached out suddenly, making the doctor cry out in fear but Joker merely fixed the man's glasses. The doctor was trembling visibly but it slowed when he began thinking Joker wasn't going to do anything more. So of course Joker pulled out a broken part of a food tray and slammed it into the doctor's shoulder. He turned and left his cell, closing the door and locking the three men inside before he made his way calmly down to the area where they kept personal effects. He quickly changed into his trademark purple suit and made sure he had everything that the Asylum staff had taken (he hated how the police liked to take his weapons before he even got to the asylum. Party poopers the lot of them!). That done, he headed to a janitor's closet and gathered up a few chemicals before he went outside and to a small side gate. Mixing the chemicals, he calmly waited for them to react and, once the volatile chemicals had caused an explosion, he ran through laughing and headed quickly to hotwire a car and get back into Gotham before the police came looking for him. Or specifically a flying mammal.
Gunning the Warden's car, he zipped over the bridge into Gotham and ditched the car as soon as he was able before he headed for Amusement Mile. He had dozens of safe houses the Bat didn't know of and it was time to go to one of those so he could plan.