Who: The Jessicas (Jones & Drew) and OPEN to any SHIELD members When: January 23, 2014, lunchtime! Where: SHIELD employee lunchroom What: SHIELD lunch funtimes? Rating: Hmm, probably PG-13 for possible swearing
Jessica waited by the set of microwaves for her spaghetti to warm up. SHIELD actually had quite a decent lunch room and cafeteria. She didn't often buy lunch because she and Luke were budgeting, but she had splurged today on a small container of mixed berries. When the microwave 'dinged' to tell her the spaghetti was warm, she pulled it out (quickly, since there was a line-up of people waiting to use all the microwaves) and made her way over to the table Jessica Drew was already sitting at.
She plunked her lunch tray down at the table, and sat down, thankful they had a full 45 minute lunch break. When she was a PI, she pretty much ate whenever she could find the time or place.
"OK, so, I know I said I wouldn't be one of those moms who only talks about her kid, so we can just consider this a brief segue about somebody else's kid. There is this one kid at daycare who is always running around with a snotty nose. It would be fine if he wiped his nose once in awhile, but no, he's the kid who picks his nose and rubs it all over everything. I mean, I know you're not supposed to call kids names or whatever, but this kid? Is an asshole. We're superheroes and we can't even defeat this kid's super booger nose germs."
And with that comment, she poured the bright green pesto on her spaghetti.