Crazy man had a gun! Of course he had a gun. Because he was a crazy man and apparently they came with guns. Oh oh oh, she needed to add like a bullet proof vest to her costume. Yes. Yes she did. Granted so far the gun had been used on the robbers, but - but - to Patsy this was falling under overkill.
Rushing past the guy in red who was saying something about burritos, she tried to help the robber, who was yelling at her to get away, and then questioning her first aid credentials.
"I was a lifeguard!" Patsy informed him. Which wasn't too much of a lie, she had thought about being a lifeguard, and she had spent a lot of time at the beach. And! And! She had seen like every episode of ER, and every episode of Grey's Anatomy so she could handle this!