beas_no1fan (beas_no1fan) wrote in newalliance, @ 2013-10-05 21:36:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, human torch ii |
Who: Deadpool & Johnny Storm
When: Saturday afternoon, Oct. 5
Where: Streets of NYC
What: Because it's hilarious, that's why
Rating: ...R. Definitely, definitely Hard R.
A massive BOOOOOOM could be heard just outside of Washington Square Park. At a major intersection, an ambulance had collided with a firetruck. It appeared as though the ambulance had exploded. A red and black costumed person flew through the air. That red and black costumed person just so happened to be one Wade Wilson, paid to kill one of the firefighters because the man had ran over his ex's dog.
Hey! That's me! I'm flying through the air!
Dude, we're burning!
This would be so much sweeter if we had an R. Kelly soundtrack going right now
I believe I can flyyyyyyy!
Deadpool crashed through the window of a local Shwarma restaurant, landing on a table where two people were eating. They screamed and ran out of the diner as Wade rolled over the tabletop and onto the booth. "Oh, hey! Shwarma!" Wade exclaimed as he picked up some half-eaten food.