DOOM's bathtub was probably the greatest invention known to man. 36 separate jets. Tons of leg room. Soothing bubbles. Yep, it was awesome and totally helpful for Wade trying to remember the reason why he popped in to DOOM's in the first place.
Yep, totally remembering.
And totally not touching Mr. Mighty in the bathtub!
"Nope, totally not! Oh, hey, DOOM! Didn't even see you there!" Wade squirted DOOM with the rubber ducky as DOOM tapped at his forehead. "Have I ever been to the Mariana's Trench? Yeeeeeah! Your mom's gooch! Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!"
Uh-Oh
DOOM looks like he's gonna blow a gasket. We need to get out of here, ASAP!
Deadpool grabbed the teleporter on the floor and switched it on. "Well, buddy, it's been a slice. I gotta go, people to kill, contracts to complete, erotic magazines to. It. You know how it is!" Wade clicked a few buttons and was out of Latveria before the dictator could retaliate.