Billy stood in the living room, patiently waiting for his turn to go clean some of the forest and car ride off of him. Every now and again, he glanced at Eira. She seemed larger than a baby should be? He didn't really know. He wasn't exactly the children type. But Teddy just gushed over her. Actually, he kind of gushed over all infants in some way.
"Sorry about the appearance. We were camping for the weekend. I've been surviving on deodorant, baby wipes, and dry shampoo sprays." Realizing that he was on the verge of rambling, Billy stuck his hands in his pockets and glanced around the apartment.
"Yeah, I dabble. Sometimes it gets away from me, but as far as I know, nothing yet that can't be reversed in some fashion."