Doctor Jonathan Crane (nightmareserum) wrote in newalliance, @ 2012-04-06 08:30:00 |
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To: “Bruce Wayne” [b.wayne@wayneenterprises.com ]
From: "Dr. Jonathan Crane” [jcrane@arkhamcare.com]
Subject: The Bruce Wayne Foundation for the Criminally Insane – New Equipment Request
April 06, 2012
Dr. Jonathan Crane
Director
Arkham Asylum
13 Elizabeth Drive
Gotham City, NJ
1-888-827-5426 ext. 722
jcrane@arkhamcare.com
www.arkhamcare.com
Bruce Wayne
Wayne Enterprises
725 Fifth Avenue
Gotham City, NJ
Dear Mr. Wayne,
I am writing you to formally request funding for a new MRI (model: MAGNETOM Avanto 1.5T ) and a new CT machine (Model: SOMATOM Sensation 64 ).
Due to the continued, unrelenting attacks on my patients by the so called 'heroes' of this city, I am finding myself and my staff facing more and more internal trauma, including the regions of the head and neck that our normal (if sub-standard) x-ray equipment is not properly designed for.
As the foundation is refusing me funding for any equipment that can be used in the slightest form as a weapon (they're refusing me needles and morphine for crying out-loud), I appeal to you, as a board member and the head of the foundation to please free up the funds needed for these vital pieces of equipment.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jonathan Crane
Director