Somewhere in hell there was a demon passing out mittens and scarves. Because there was someone now more clueless about girls than Wally. Okay, so he had just grown out of it. Maybe Bart would? Hopefully?
He opened his mouth to berate him, but then stopped with a sigh. Bart was trying to be nice. Barry wouldn't have scolded him for trying to be nice. Just... helped him avoid train wrecks.
Wally looked up and bit his lip. Right. Avoiding train wrecks... This was going to be a miracle.
"Okay... First off, are you wanting Rose to think that you want her for a girlfriend? Not just a friend... a smooch-type girlfriend."
"Okay, so what is Rose going to think if you get her stuff you usually only get for girlfriends, not just friends who are girls?"
"And what is Kara going to think if you start getting another girl your age stuff a person usually only gets for girlfriends?"