"Whoa! Did you feel that Nate? It was as if the collective ass holes of the room clenched at my entrance. I must be that impressive or or or maybe I'm magic! Like the Amazing Jonathan only more relevant!" Deadpool had sized up the situation and knew that if it came to blows he'd win. Well, not so much him but Cable had his back. Right? World's strongest telepath and telekinetic was on his side.
Unless we're including AoA in this.
Um, duh. When aren't we including that?
"Touche!" Wade replied to a conversation no one else could hear.
"Goodwill ambassador! That's me! I have a badge and everything.." And with that Deadpool began patting himself down in search of the badge he'd been given as incentive to shut up.
"Clearly, we're on the good side. Which is odd given that I don't have much self control and that's like a staple of the good side. The world's a shitter, let's face facts. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked! And by fire nation I meant Nate. And by attack he.. well..hmmm.. a lot of guns were involved. Wait.. hold on guys. Don't help me.. I can suss this out.. divide by zero...carry the two...defy lord sauron.." And with that Deadpool launched into a series of complicated equations while Nate played host.
((I knew I should have tracked this post! ^^' sorry guys.))