Who: Selina Kyle What: Notes 'n boredom Where: Wayne Manor, Gotham, NJ When: Monday, November 25 2012 Rating: SFW
FROM THE DESK OF BRUCE WAYNE.
Dear Mr Wayne,
Remember me?
The woman you have locked away upstairs. The one that slowly might just start to turn into a Miss Havisham clone if she has what feels like her own wing for much longer – and don't look so surprised at at the reference, library cards have always been free.
As much as I love Alfred, and I do love Alfred (and his coffee), I miss you.
And as much as I love reading the newspaper and watching you work from the other end of the bed, I think I can stand something a little more physical.
No, not like that.
Cass is trying, but I need someone harder to go up against. Someone who isn't going to give in when I wince. I wrote you this note, so I suppose what I'm asking, Bruce – is are you up to the challenge? Unfortunately for you, by the time you get this I should be dressed. You know where I am.
Regards,
Ms Kyle.
PS: This paper is so you ten years ago. I think I got a note attached to a bunch of roses once written on it. I didn't realise at the time that it was Alfred's handwriting though. Touché, Mr Wayne.