"So you're making a turkey-version of him that Ted just ripped the legs off..." Zee held the cut out up for a moment, shaking her head, and the leaned forward to pretend to kiss the piece of paper, bright red lips perfectly painted up even now. Zee was always a fan of her lipstick, even if it was only among friends. Then again, she hardly wore make-up for anyone other than herself. When Dinah had finished taking the photo, she couldn't help but tease. "Does he do that to everyone you might possibly date?"
Or was dating. Zee hadn't inquired too much but she was going to. A little gossip among friends was never wrong, especially not when it was about pretty blondes who were being made into proxy turkeys. Thankfully, Dinah would be spared too much inquiry by the sound of the door opening and Ted greeting the newest addition to their little group, a tiger-striped woman with incredible green eyes. Honestly, it was not the strangest thing she'd seen but it was more than enough to give her a little pause.