The apartment building had been filling up with new people recently, which was pretty cool because Booster liked new people. He armed himself with a six-pack of decent beer and headed over to where he saw people moving in earlier today. He figured if they didn't drink, he'd go back and get sodas. Or something. It was nice to offer a "Yay! New neighbors!" gift, right? The door was cracked open, so Booster knocked and pushed it a bit.
"Hey! I live down the---- WOWZERS."
So Booster already had some pretty eccentric neighbors.
But he was pretty sure none of them lifted couches above their heads.