"Perhaps I can someday lull you into globe trotting with a suspected psychopath", he said with a smile and a tip of his glass in her direction. At this point he figured he might as well continue to play it off as humor, especially since he had never been all that offended by all of the suspicion in the first place.
"Brazil and Spain are both nice", he said as he turned his menu open and began to look it over. "Brazil in particular." Part of his face was obscured as he began to read. "The last time I was there, I had some trouble with some locals in the Amazon rain forest. They did not take too well to my discovery and acquisition of an idol that was apparently a God to them. They shot at me with blow guns, and somewhere during the escape I lost my hat and whip. It was... most tragic."
He lowered his menu so that she could see his smug grin. "At least it would have been if any part of that was true outside my visiting the country."
Casually, he turned his menu around in his hands for her to see a particular section.