Iceman glanced over to Luke Cage, who seemed to be okay enough, then looked back at Shocker and grinned. This was going to be great. An honest-to-goodness superhero team-up fight.
He could see it now: Iceman and Power Man against--
(Should Luke have top billing? Probably.)
Power Man and Iceman against--
(Wait, was Luke still going by Power Man? Doubtful. Okay, Take Three.)
Luke Cage and Iceman against--
(Sigh. That just wasn't as superhero-y. Maybe the villain name would make up for it.)
Luke Cage and Iceman meet ... The Shocker!
(Nah, too pedestrian.)
Luke Cage and Iceman face the Terrifying Tremors of ... the Shocker!
Before Bobby's inner monologue could comment that his alliteration should maybe have started with the letter 'S', a lasso snagged the Shocker and yanked him away. Iceman looked up and saw that the villain had been ensnared by a blonde girl with a Wonder Woman t-shirt. The girl was flying and had a lasso, so that meant she was probably an official sidekick instead of some hipster or fangirl.
Bobby sighed. He was never going to finish the comic book blurb in his head at this rate.