"It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye while grill. Arrrrrr." Ted said this as he worked on affixing the eye patch on his face to cover his right eye. He thought parrot Skeets looked really cool. He should have hit up a pet store before the BBQ and bought a parrot. Or maybe seen if he could have rented a parrot. Ted wasn't sure he would have been able to be a responsible parrot owner.
He looked over at Booster, and then held up the spatula he had been using. It would double as a sword!
"Avast, and umm A-hoy! En grade!" He gave a gentle swing of the spatula, figuring that Booster would use his sword to block.