Bobbi was not pleased. At all. She wasn't pleased with the whole being a teenager again thing, and she wasn't pleased with being sucked off to this challenge. She had been sort of hoping that maybe she was exempt for some reason but - no. Here she was. And there was Clint. But also Danvers, and then people that she dind't know.
When the narration started she gave that her full attention, but upon hearing that Vlad had three wives and they were quite a handful, she shot a dark look at Clint. No jokes about wives, and handfuls and why would someone want three thank you very much. But no, Clint seemed more content to banter with Danvers. Bobbi ignored them both (or tried to, the sand in vagina comment made her blanch, and she resisted the urge to go over and give Clint a smack). Instead she stood there with a slightly worried look on her face while Clint went off to check out the weapons.
"Shit." Bobbi said with feeling. "God damn - shit." She reached up and rubbed at her head. "Dracula right? I hate horror movies. Books. And I didn't read this book. Or see any of the movies." The book had been assigned reading for one of her classes - and she had skipped it. She should have known that not doing her homework would someday come back and bite her in the ass. This was so unfair!
She was pretty sure that at some point she had seen one of the movies on TV, or the start of it, realized what it was and the turned it off. Bobbi had no time for horror movies about made up monsters! Sure she had gathered some knowledge about Dracula over the years - mostly from spoofs of things. She hated not knowing things - and now she was feeling very unprepared.
She looked over at Carol then, and dressing the question the other teen had asked, and gave a slow nod of her head. "You have no idea." Then louder to Clint; "Barton don't hog all the weapons."
Bobbi made her way over to the wagon and peered inside. No battle staves. Figures. Of course considering she hadn't started using those until she was in her twenties, she probably wouldn't have been much of a threat with them. She settled for picking up two of the stakes. This was going to suck. So much.