Who: Team Ginger [Roy Harper, Pepper Potts, Guy Gardner, Barbara Gordon, Matt Murdock, Mikaal Tomas] Where: The Mojoverse When: Wednesday, September 12 What: Summer Blockbuster Challenge Rating: R?
IN A WORLD WHERE THE FUTURE IS OVERRUN BY NAZI GORILLAS AND VAMPIRISM IS A VIRULENT PLAGUE ON THEIR SOCIETY TIME TRAVEL MAY BE THEIR ONLY HOPE OF SURVIVAL AND THEIR CYBERNETIC LASER EYES SEE ALL.
IN A WORLD WHERE TIME-TRAVELLING NAZI VAMPIRE GORILLAS WITH CYBERNETIC LASER EYES ARE ATTEMPTING TO INVADE THE PRESENT TO SECURE THEIR FUTURE ONLY SIX PEOPLE STAND BETWEEN THEM AND THE WORLD'S UTTER DESTRUCTION CAN THEY STOP THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
VAMPIRILLAPOCALYPSE (brought to you by Mountain Dew: Code Red)
As the voice-over ended and Europe's 'The Final Countdown' swelled in the distance, the six person team found themselves standing in the middle of New York, all of them dressed in khaki green cargo pants and white muscle tanks (the girls more form-fitting than the boys').
It was a bright and pleasant summer day; the kind that would find suburban families barbecuing in their backyards. In Central Park, children tossed frisbees with their dogs and took idyllic strolls through the zoo... till out of nowhere, a flash of light filled the sky and a large machine landed in the middle of Sheep Meadow. With a pneumatic hiss and a release of steam the doors opened and out poured the most horrific creatures. Eleven feet tall and wearing the black outfits of Storm Troopers, the fearsome gorillas had one mechanical red eye, which fixed on the people and fired a laser beam, incinerating them where they stood. Those who were not incinerated were snatched off their feet and fell prey to the beasts' sharp cruel fangs, which drained them of blood before they were discarded.
As his troops were decimating the people, the leader of the gorillas moved through the people toward the police officers who were rushing forward to take them on.
"We are here to conquer. Resistance is pointless - we have already won, it is our destiny. Submit now, and your deaths will be painless. Resist, and we shall use you for food."