"A rice field?! A fucking rice field?! You should know I don't farm rice. I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!" Wade's mind immediately went to the silver screen reaction that had been captured perfectly in celluloid. He was the first to clue into what was going on and a high pitched snicker similar to Muttley's laugh escaped the manic merc. "A doppleganger challenge?! Really? Where's Seth Myers cause I need a partner to ri-dick-cool this situation. I thought someone woulda learned after the clone saga! Noooooooobs!"
The once and future merc trudged forward as the group of heroes and villains rushed to meet each other. "Powers? Yeah! I got some powers you can use! But it'll coooooost yoooooou. I want no glove, extra spit and a nice and slow upstroke when you try and absorb my Mojo baby. Shagadelic!" The doppleganger merc rushed forward but instead of contending with himself he took pot shots at the other heroes with a pair of Beretta's. "HA! That's how you know it isn't me! He's using that cheap hardware while I'm rocking mister Smith and Wesson!"
"So, who wants to go out for a little Mai-Tai after this blood bath?" The read Deadpool called out as he squeezed off a few rounds and turned the forward momentum into a spinning jump kick at the curvaceous chick with the Cheshire mask's face. "Remember, remember the fifth of jack. The whiskey treason and plot. I know of no reason why this fall season, Wonderland should ever be forgot!"
"Sooooo... am I the only one thinking of convincing my sexy self into an orgy? I mean technically it would be masturbation. Hey! Rufio! Would you and your Ben Reilly knock off want to tag team me? One can work the shaft and the other can mind the step churren~!"