Billy stared at the approaching station as he listened to the instructions. As the voice faded, he began to tick off on his fingers the growing laundry list of inaccuracies in this blatant ripoff.
"First of all," he huffed toward the disembodied voice, "We're in the wrong movie. This is Episode 4, not Episode 6. Secondly..." He glanced around, eyes settling on their 'Leia', "She's not even supposed be here yet. I don't rescue her until we're in the station. And where's Obi-Wan? And I'm not even the one that stops the Emperor. That's my father, which... thinking about it, is strangely fitting..."
Momentarily distracted by the thought of his 'father' having been an android, something that he hadn't thought about really since the cafe, Billy flopped down in one of the chairs and rested his chin in his hand.
"At least it's not 'The Phantom Menace' though," he sulked aloud to himself.