Conner + Lois and/or Clark?
Conner was having a fucking amazing dream. Two hot chicks in his bed. The things they were doing were probably illegal in two states and it was awesome. However, he was rudely awoken by the sound a creepy booming voice loudly speaking from his television. As he woke, he jerked and nearly fell out of the bed and lasers shot straight from his eyes, searing the walls and slicing through the television cutting it in half. He let out a loud cry and covered his eyes with his hands and pressed his face against the bed before he got back to his feet.
"OH MY GOD!" he shouted. "SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING."
With his eyes closed, he reached his hands out looking for the door and when he found it -- by gingerly brushing his fingertips against the wall and door -- he twisted and turned pulling the door knob off. Damn it, he thought as he tried to pull the door back. "GUYS." Where the hell were they? Carefully, he gingerly opened one eye and glanced down at his body.
What the hell?
Well. At least he wasn't shooting lasers out of his eyes.