To: "Bruce Wayne" [b.wayne@wayneenterprises.com] From: "Selina Kyle" [s.kyle@thompkinsfoundation.org] Date: March 23, 2012 Subject: Just thought you should know...
Leslie almost fainted when I showed her the balance of our bank account. I can't believe how much money was made last week, it almost seems unfathomable. I just wanted to drop you a quick email to say thanks I would call but I don't thinking speaking to you is an option right now, not that thanks is really enough. That money is helping us change lives. Why did you smell so good the other night, have you changed your cologne? Catnip perhaps? I can't listen to my Julie London record any more, so thanks for that too.
Hope you're well. I for one am glad it's Friday. I'm moving house this weekend, it can't come soon enough. Want to help warm it up? No.