Re: Batman/Maria/Superman (or - After the longest car ride ever)
...okay, that was what Rule Nine or friends with superstrength were for. And he even did it so delicately that the recorder wasn't harmed. She remembered Batman's insistence that he had control of himself down to the cellular level, but at the moment, that wasn't the point; he had control of his powers, alright. Which meant that whatever had happened to make him lose control...
Well, was it any surprise that it was the Joker that had managed it? She had a moment's thought to stop him so she could get the date and time and their names to precede the record, but...it didn't matter that much. She started the recording, and let him talk.
"The final tally of IEDs - Improvised Explosive Devises - planted by the Joker was 203," she said. Anything with IEDs were so damn easy for her to remember. "They all went off within a six to ten minute span, with outliers at either end. Tell me about experiencing that. Was that the first time you've seen and heard large scale urban warfare?"