-HOLY HELL HE'S ADORABLE -You found him on the internet? -He doesn't look like an ax murderer at all! -don't tell him I said that. -Actually, do tell him. I have to make a good first impression. -I'd like to be invited to the wedding, if it's not too much trouble. -Let's hope you put your phone on silent with all these text messages flying. -I can just imagine the bird chirping text message sound coming from your purse. -He's going to think you have a small nest of chicks in there. -That's enough from the peanut gallery; have a good time. -Text me if you need a ride home in the morning. ;)