Crap. Double crap with Grodd on top. Dejected Bart. What did people do when their younger cousin/sort of sidekick/crazy ball of energy was down? Where was Linda when you needed her?
Wally tried to think of what his parents used to do to cheer him up and quickly dropped that line of thinking. They wouldn't be any help. Okay, he could do this. He'd seen people do this on tv, how hard could it be?
"Don't worry, Bart," he tried to make his voice as comforting as possible. "You can stay as long as you want." Although preferably not too long. His wedding night!
"There's a guest room down the hall and to the right. Do you, er, want some candy?" Bart and sugar together was like a death sentence, but sometimes the situation called for extreme measures.