Bart didn't quite make a meep noise when she caught him staring. He turned even more red and looked away, "Oh yeah I'm fine it's really gorgeous. I mean for a building. Did you know that Eiffel Tower is just a nick name for its real name La Dame de Fer which means 'Iron Lady'? And it was built in 1889 as the entrance arch for the World's Fair. "
What? Bart read a lot (at super speed) and when he got nervous sometimes he tended to regurgitate information. At least today it was relevant information.