Re: Harley + Black Cat + Deadpool
Wade had been flipping burgers as high as they could go. He even took requests, breaking open a shot gun shell to pour on the meat for extra crispness. Yum! But a glance over his shoulder revealed a nicely pert back side and a hottie in the pool. It was love at first erection. "Humminah humminah humminah..." He babbled to himself before tossing a drink in his own face.
"Uncle Jesse you were right... Have mercy!" He leaned a hand on the grill, oblivious to the burning flesh on his hand.
"Rat bag!" He hissed at the bum that stumbled back in.
"Omg! I haz wabbitz!" Ratbag mumbled in his garbled text speech and held aloft a dead pigeon.
"Perfect! Pluck it, batter it and give it to the badminton players." Wade tossed the bird to the side. "Listen buddy, I need a top hat. Go get it boy!" And wade sent ratbag off to fetch the hat. As the bum stumbled over, wade crossed his fingers that the bum would accidentally knock the Nice booty into the pool with the nice boobies.