Beer! The main event! Like no king was before! A dining room table is rocking all kinds of liquors from bottom shelf/wells. The higher end stuff is set up in all sorts of playful little gag holders like bear traps or a tub full of salt and razor wire. A pyramid of red solo cups is stacked nearby. Mixers form a protective barrier around the glass bottles of booze. There are candy dishes placed here and there with little recipe ideas taped to them. The hand writing is awful and only an insane person would try some horrific concotions. As the party progresses, Ratbag will be glued into an afro wig and will play bartender It would be wise to get your drink on before this happens. For those of you more lowbrow drinkers, a quartet of kegs is set up with a lagers and ales.