"I will just have to... incentivise you telling the world and posting on your journal for all to see. "Will Scarlet is the most handsome, most talented, strongest, cleverest and greatest Merry Man of All Time, even greater than Robin." See? Easy." Will grabbed Tuck's arms and pulled them down so he could pin them beneath his knees, and then reached down behind him to place his hand on Tuck's crotch and grope him gently over his trackpants. "Better admit it before I start tickling."