Oh, there was such a glorious cock joke Merlin could make here, but... with great regret, he would abstain for now. "Oh, going at it the old fashioned way," Merlin said. "Risky, but it might just work. Now-" he paused to take a slurp of his milky tea- "we should probably move quickly, before the demon comes back and realises his pretty women have absconded. We do not need the creature to twig to us, take on a new face, and find another wealthy god to impersonate. It could be months or years before we find it again, if ever. Demons are shits."
Fucking book thief. Next time he saw her, why he oughta...