"Little? </i>Little?</i>" Hermes looked theatrically like he might have misheard. "Not where it counts, and you'd do well to remember that!" Of course he meant his dick, and he look downward to emphasise that. Of course, in ancient Greece, a big dick meant a small brain, which was a bad thing, but they were in 21st Century America now. Not exactly a nation of great thinkers.
He took the glass of champagne as it was offered, and took a gulp. "So, end of term, what are you gonna do without all your little worshippers around to boost your ego?" he asked. Hermes didn't need a cult like that (although it'd be nice). He had all the worship he needed right here. He tossed Luna a wink and grinned at Apollo. "Come sit over by the window. The view is tremendous."