Judas stared at the door as it shut behind Mary, then slowly turned to face the TV again. A chimp was grooming another chimp while a baby one tumbled around on the ground, and David Attenborough's voice was soothing and calm over the top of it. Slowly, Judas reached for the bong.
"Looks like it's just you and me then," he said to the tv, flicking his lighter. Better to get stoned and pretend his brain didn't exist than try to think about Mary too hard.