The first act was an older couple doing a Bruno Mars song, the man playing a guitar and the woman singing. The second act was dramatic poetry reading, followed by another man singing. Then a skit that Mary knew she recognised from some old show but couldn't place, and then Tabby stepped onto stage and Mary nudged Much a little to let him know this was the one they'd come for.
She wasn't alone though, and two men joined her on stage, all three of them with microphones. A backing track started playing and Mary frowned, finding it strangely familiar but in a way that made the hair on the back of her neck stand up.
Then Tabby started singing and Mary whispered, "oh my god," and started to sink down into her seat a little. She covered her mouth and felt like she was going to start nervous laughing.
Tabby was singing Everything's Alright from Jesus Christ Superstar. Oh god, this was happening. Tabby was literally being Mary Magdalene right now and soon those men with her were going to be singing Judas and Jesus.