"No coffee shop can give my cakes a run for their money," Theo said, without even an ounce of modesty. Modesty was for losers and Theo had been taught since childhood, by seven aunts, of how much she was worth. But she paused in her self-adoration to think about Tinsel's question and then said, "yeah, mum had a honey candle when I was little. I remember taking a big lick and being so disappointed."