"I am equal opportunity, my friend," Will replied breezily. "I just stick to humans." He leaned forward and flipped off someone who cut him off, swearing enthusiastically as he did so, then once that was done he glanced sideways at John. "Sooooo, speaking of girlfriends, when are you telling the new one she has to share a bed with that hussy in the backseat? Reckon she's into sharing?"